Say WHAT?

10/18/09

"If a food rhymes with another, then they taste good together." Ruby

"I know... like jam and ham." Haley

 Ruby starts sining "Carots, ranch and lemonaid" then she says "Oh wow, they do rhyme."

"So what you have a butt... that rhymes." Lucy 

"MOM, can you bust Lucy for saying the B word!" Haley

10/15/09 

I am standing in the kitchen cooking dinner when Ruby walks in really excited and says:

 

"Mom, you are not going to believe this... Dad's balls are 2" bigger!"

I stop what I am doing, turn around and ask what she is talking about.

She flexes her arm and grabs her bicep muscle and says "Dad's in there exercising and his balls are like 2 inches bigger, it's amazing!"

10/9/09- 10/11/09

In the car Ruby was discussing how a hamburger is really a crabby pattie on SQUONGEbob.

While at the Oregon caves park Ruby and Lucy kept pointing out the CHICKmonks. There was a heated debate on Dale they came to the conclusion that there is no Dale in Oregon, only Chip. 

While at the tidepools Ruby and Lucy were looking for SHEshells.

10/9/09 (road trip)

We were going through the Taco Bell drive through and Lucy said that she wanted a burrito but she did not like the beans. So Eric asked the speaker lady:

 

"Can we substitute a quesadilla for the burrito in the kids meal?"

The Taco bell lady says "No can't do that, no quesadilla kids meal". 

To which Eric responds "Then we would like a burrito kids meal with no beans in the burrito, just cheese and tortillia.... can you do that?" 

She responds "Yes, can do."

10/9/09 (Road trip)

While driving through a very windy road headed out to the coast Eric kept crossing the bumpy line (that wakes you up if you are falling asleep) Lucy said "Thats shaking my bootie really weird."