say WHAT?
4/18/10
"Dad can I watch TV?" Ruby
"No. That's a privilege for children that do not call their mothers idots." Eric
4/16/10
"I need to go buy a chain saw." Eric"Can't you just borrow one from a neighbor?" Me
"I dont like to borow tools." Eric
"MOM....Dad just wants to get something manly since you wont let him drive a truck!" Ruby
"I'm staarrvviiing... I'm dying!" Lucy
"I'm staaarrrrvvviiiing... I'm dying!" Lucy
"Please die quietly so I can finnish getting dinner ready." me
"I'm staaarrrrrrrrvvvvviiing... I'm dyyyyiiing!" Lucy
"When people go to your funeral they are going to hear BAM, BAM, BAM then you screaming I'm not dying quietly from your coffin." Ruby
4/12/10
"I really need to start riding my bike again." Me
"Ya you should... your thighs are getting really fat." Haley
"You know what?... I was born to look like I am wearing make up." Lucy
4/7/10
While driving past a llama farm:
"I would like to get a llama. That would be sooo fun for me because it could spit on me." Ruby
"Why would that be so much fun?" Me
"It would be a nice shower, then I wouldn't need to take a bath." Ruby
5 comments:
I love you family. :) My favorite quote is the "I'm staarrvviiing... I'm dyyyiiing!" That is so funny!
And what is wrong with driving a truck?
Greg-
I used to have to drive past a strip club/bar on my way to and from work. Every time that parking lot was full of trucks... I told Eric way back then that never wanted him to own a truck.
Of course I realize that owning a truck does not mean you are a bad person and will make bad choices. I know plenty of wonderful people that I love (that don't go to bars and strip clubs) and have no hard feelings at all for them or their trucks.
I still don't want Eric to drive a truck. Feel free to lecture me on stereotyping and being a controlling wife.
So what does it mean when I own two trucks?
That just means you get called twice as often when someone wants to move a large piece of furniture or take a load to the dump.
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