Sunday, January 28, 2007

Mandatory panty inspection

A few month ago as we were getting out of the car after church, I realized that Lucy (3) did not have panties on. I was horrified and thinking “what kind of Mom takes her kid to church without panties on?”.

Today sitting in Sacrament meeting Lucy was cleaning up colored pencils off the floor when I realized... she was commando. WHAT? How did this happen again? I had her clothes out on my bed and was in the room getting ready while she got dressed. Once again horrified that I am THAT Mom. I told the other girls I was taking her to the bathroom and ran home with her to get some panties.

I will now be requiring a mandatory panty inspection before getting in the car for church.

11 comments:

jenny said...

You know where they get that from don't you? They learn from the best examples in the house. Hee hee.

Jordan said...

Hey, if you can't beat 'em...

Anonymous said...

Chanel--such So Cal girls! Taking tips from those Hollywood girls :)

Jill said...

I almost spit out the mouth of of yogurt I am eating because I burst out laughing so hard. What in the world?? That's so funny. Mandatory panty inspections, who knew?

Anonymous said...

Of course she chooses church to go commando... we suffer from clothing issues, as well. I can just hear you: teeth brushed? panties on? let's roll!

Anna said...

Love it! Cute story...probably because she is 3. If she was 13...well, then you might have some issue on your hands! Love that you are going to implement panty inspection!

melanie said...

Hilarious! I wonder, doesn't it feel a bit drafty? I guess you don't care when you are 3! Great story to document, she wont believe you down the road!

Liz said...

I am laughing out loud Chanel!! That is so hilarious! Good luck with the panty patrol!!

Tasha said...

I am totally cracking up! I told this story to Dave and he shares the sentiment!

I think I will try to find you a badge that says "Official Panty Inspector", or is that too creepy?

Anonymous said...

This might be the best church story yet! What a place to choose the Commando look. That's all we need, one more thing to do on a Sunday morning! If we are ever on time you can bet someone has mismatched shoes on, someone forgot to brush their teeth or we've conviently forgotten that one of the kids has a talk in sacrament! Oh Sundays, gotta love em'.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely hilarious! Don't we all feel like THAT mom at times? Curtis wore socks with holes in them to school one day and of course that was the day his teacher had him remove his shoe - just his shoe - and trace the outline of his foot! I know it's no big deal, but man, I sure wish his socks would have been whole free!

As commander of the commando, I wish you luck and only pantied bottoms from here on out. O.k.,that's really not entirely true since this story cracks me up so much ... it would be fun (for us!) to have a repeat performance! Just not at church. :)

 
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